As you may acknowledge , Gizmodo ’s been going through some serious change . The internet site design , yes , but also in terms of invention coverage and getting to the core of how our environs mold our lives . We ’re still the same straightforward and occasionally snarky Giz to the core , but in opening our arms to young ideas we ’ve also welcomed some new faces into the fold .
So sure , you may have alreadyliked Gizmodo the site on Facebookorfollowed us on Twitter(hint speck ) , but we ’re individuals too ! So whether you love us or just desire a more lineal issue to mercilessly harass us at your leisure , clack on each staffer ’s name below to come after the latest history , gadget news , screaming joke , and brilliant insight into everything from technical school to tweens . Seriously . Do it . Now .
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Unofficially our Birmingham , Alabama , Bureau Chief , Brian makes trusted we are n’t just posting about puppies , booze , and poop jokes all daytime . He has a gentle touch , but I have it on good authority that he once killed a adult male over an absent Oxford comma .
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Kelsey ’s from Canada . And Colorado and Pittsburgh and Texas — that ’s a lot of places ! So there ’s a very good prospect Kelsey is in the CIA , in which case we ’ve already said too much and will likely be taken out soon . What we do get laid for sure , though , is that her taste in design and computer architecture is second to none , and she can play a mingy game ofWizard Sticks , to boot . Trust us .
At first I only ironically liked Yeezus and now I really like it and I ’m scared
— Kelsey C - D ( @kelseydollaghan)June 18 , 2013
Other than our raw dauntless drawing card , Alissa is the newest appendage of Team Giz , but she ’s blended in flawlessly . If you only do it two thing about Alissa , make love that she ’s an greedy gelato enthusiast and love to walk — a spate . She even hasa whole blog about it , in case you needed to sense more torpid than you already do . Also , we lie in ; there ’s something else you should know — as you may see , she ’s a dead ringer for David Bowie a laLabyrinth .
Would it surprise you to know that the person with the vanity licence plate KATNISS is also a number one wood for Lyft ?
— Alissa Walker ( @awalkerinLA)September 27 , 2013
Adam Clark Estes, Senior Writer
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Matt Novak, Paleofuture
Matt come to us from the absolutely awesome retro - futurism blogPaleofuture , which has now become its very own Giz Entity ™ . In fact , Matt actually started Paleofuture back in 2007 for a writing class in college . It remain a side project for a a few years until he was able-bodied to quit his Clarence Day job and spend his time basking in the world of tomorrow from yesterday . The lesson of the story ? Stay in school , kids — because you might get your dream dropped in your lap without ever realizing it . Also , do n’t eat glue .
Grandpa , how old were you when you first closed that tab
— Matt Novak ( @paleofuture)September 24 , 2013
Casey Chan, Staff Writer
Casey Chan is our uproarious Nox military man and the ultimate connoisseur of lobstrah ( translation : lobster ) story . Over the past three days , Casey has enter our group chats using the following as greeting : “ haylav , ” “ washawasha , ” and “ shawap . ” At least we think they ’re greeting — they could just be a prolonged serial publication of midget strokes ! It ’s hard to bang since Casey know in LA . Only time will tell .
GET productive OR CRY TRYIN '
— caseychan ( @caseychan)March 25 , 2013
Andrew Tarantola, Staff Writer
Andy ’s kind of like a ninja lurking in the shadows most days . He does n’t talk much , but when he does , it ’s almost always quotable . Taste - wise , if something is n’t animated and Japanese , he has no function for it . He ’s also take more manga than the integrality of some American states .
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Mario Aguilar, Staff Writer
Mario ’s is the onlyopinion on einsteinium - cigsyou will ever need . Ok , and he ’s pretty safe with camera and audio equipment , too . And he love sriracha . If you ever make him harebrained , just corrupt him a sriracha - flavored e - cig / radio set loudspeaker / spy cam jazz band . You ’ll be back in his good grace in no time .
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Leslie Horn, Staff Writer
Leslie is from Texas , and her family all buy match pyjama for to slumber in on Christmas Eve . She also used one of her poststo give away Big Boi as Gizmodo ’s act 1 fan . Plus , fortunately for us , Leslie is highly gif - able . But if I stake any of them here she will probably attempt to fire me again , so just take my Holy Scripture for it .
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Eric Limer, Staff Writer
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Jordan Kushins, Staff Writer
Jordan has venture over to us from Co. Design and Dwell before that , as well as ferment some freelance gigs . But Jordan ’s path has covered far more than just write about design , she once work at a bar in London call Crazy Homies and played on her high school water Marco Polo team . The two may or may not have been related .
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Due to obvious struggle of interest , Eric Limer has gracefully provided the following .
Second only toNick Stango , Ashley pee the funniest Twitter of anyone on the squad . Most of the time . One time shehad a tweet blow upand she almost crumbled under the force per unit area . Her life - long struggle — aside fromCandy Crush addiction — is hearing “ Ashley ” when people say “ Actually . ” I ’d show you her favored GIF but I do n’t desire anyone to get dismiss . It involves Justin Bieber and something vaguely cylindric in soma .
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Although seldom drunk , Andrew is actually Canadian . And although he writes his north - of - the - perimeter tweet in Canadian , they ’re still easy for Americans to understand and amazingly light on hockey game and maple syrup cite . He also tweets a lot of fresh YouTube videos . The photo you see on the right is also the only exposure of him on the entire internet . severely . It ’s weird .
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Jamie is a very smart soul who is also British . attempt register all his tweet in the voice of Margaret Thatcher . Or in the voice of Meryl Streep play Margaret Thatcher , because who remembers Thatcher ? Jamie does , he ’s quondam !
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Michael — or “ Hesh ” as we call him — is the one behind the television camera bring you awe-inspiring footage of lifeless hover boards , malicious furbies , and every gizmo under the sunshine . Hesh also has the best opinions — on everything . Do n’t stress to fight it , he ’ll win . I bonk from experience .
the term ' podcast ' is what happen when we prematurely settle on nomenclature .
— Michael Hession ( @michaelhesh)August 8 , 2013
Nick is our resident Windows fanboy andisn’t afraid to show it . He ’s also a rattling awesome lensman and nearly impossible to catch without a photographic camera strapped to his neck … or refusing to stop saying YOLO while drooling over Emma Watson . But he stand in line of descent at 6 am one twenty-four hours to grease one’s palms cronuts for the squad , so we love him anyway .
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Brent Rose, Contributor
Brent has a multiple personality disorder . Not kidding . He ’s also our residentYam enthusiast . Plus , he ’s done some awe-inspiring reporting from places like NASA , San Quentin , and the World Penis Pump Acceptance Institute .
hold up to Ikea . intelligence to your Malm .
— Brent Rose ( @brentrose)August 25 , 2013
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