If you ’re ever drive and you see a county fair with what appear to be three predominate penises with clown makeup on them , pull over . You ’ve just found the holy grail of dangerous drive .
basically , you ’re strapped in to a few bungee cord , pulled down really low and then loose , flinging you flail 25 feet into the air . Hopefully , you land on your foundation .
Made by a few different Chinese manufacturers , this bad son has n’t really caught on in the nation for whatever rationality . They may not be legal due to how obviously dangerous they are , or perhaps all of our county funfair are pass by hired man - wringing wussocrats . In either font , it ’s disappointing . If I want to die in a dramatic fair chance event , that ’s my exclusive right , dammit . Let ’s play these things Stateside . [ BallerHouseviaOh Gizmo ! ]
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