If you look like Snow White or a stagnant Pisces after a chemical substance spill in all your exposure , do n’t worry : Now you’re able to tan in no time , no risks involved , without leaving the consolatory light of your varan .
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I stand for , who needs to spend any time frolicking half - naked on the beach , drinking cocktail and smoothies with singular umbrellas on top , while a buxom Swedish light-haired applies suntanning cream over every . exclusive . inch . of your body ? Who would like to do that when you may spend all your time in front of the computer reading Gizmodo , pointing out mistakes , and screaming “ PHOTOSHOPPED ! ” every other post ?
Well , this metre you’re able to shout out Photoshop all you need , and you will be correct , so go ahead . Now , please excuse me while I fuck off to the beach . [ Metacafe ]
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