What ’s the opposite word of being beautiful , rich and popular ? tattoo , cicatrice and Brooklyn living , according to the fresh stripling Beauty And The Beast remake , Beastly . honorable affair it ’s start out Neil Patrick Harris as the candlestick .
What pass off when the pretty , productive and popular nestling is miserly to the local Goth miss , Mary - Kate Olsen ? She does what any expert Goth would do , and uses her magical powers on him to turn him ugly . And by surly , we mean tattooed . So now the racy pretty kid is just the tattooed rich Kyd , which is really enough for him to continue on having succeeder in New York City . But for the rice beer of the story , he ’s cast out from his Upper West Side tower , and ostracise to Brooklyn ! There are part of Brooklyn that I ’m not even earmark in , it ’s so expensive , but that ’s not significant . New York = Fancy , desired location and Brooklyn = Poor banishment land , according to this movie .
But these people have nitty-gritty , because they ’ve been living on the mean street of the BK . All those arduous - as - nails organic Vegan cafes and out door market have learn them how to depend on one another , and appreciate each other . They do n’t approximate based on looks , they pass judgment on who has the smallest carbon footprint . And if the new movie was n’t drive home the “ looker is only cutis cryptical ” message enough , they usher in Neil Patrick Harris as the BLIND spirit guide / tutor to the fresh change shape prince of New York . Get it , because he ca n’t SEE you , he ca n’t JUDGE you based on how you look … BECAUSE HE ’S BLIND .
Anyway , by digest through these trials the ugly ducking get a line how to be a real son , or something . And he marries the little girl from High School Musical and they live blithely ever after , after he ’s transform back to being beautiful and they move away from Brooklyn , of course , because yuck .
Is it unearthly that I reckon he ’s cuter with the scars and face tatts ? Anyways , it ’s always good to remind kids not to be dicks to Goth kids , or else they ’ll attack you with their malign magics . It ’s an crucial high school lesson .
All said , the moving-picture show is based Alex Flinn ’s novel , which we ’ve heard is actually pretty fun . Plus , we ’ll watch anything NPH is in . So keep a watch for Beastly on July 30 , 2010 !
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